I still cannot believe half of you maroons voted for this. So now doge has a serious .gov DNS entry.

I mean that literally, btw. I cannot believe half of you voted for this, it’s impossible. If it turns out there really was election fraud this time I will be completely unshocked.

Don’t stop at hacking websites…

I’m so jaded that I don’t believe anything anymore. Part of me thinks this is a publicity stunt so people go to the site and then they can justify their existence by their popularity/how many people visited their site.

They forgot to put the woke in the website code. It’s a similar issue to taking the woke out of the airplanes.

And these are the guys taking all the data from the different agencies, right? This’ll end well.

This afternoon: Password has been set to “Password123”

Oh boy, can’t wait for DOGE to receive all the private info the government stores about me! I’m sure that hiring kids with no experience to program every single automatizable aspect of the government will turn out just fine! 🫠