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The logical answer would be neither
Well, I might take a walk along the beach without the lifeguard while I call in to report the one allegedly trying to drown people.
If he’s been at it long enough to paint a wooden sign about it, I think the authorities are aware.
Even better
If the Lifeguard is a young Sam Elliott from the movie Lifeguard (1976), I’ll take the “tries to drown you” and go down saying “choke me harder daddy Elliott.”
