Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.
If there wasn’t a prior appointment, then you’re never late.
For those who don’t know, that type of tow truck is called a ‘snatch’ truck because the tow arm can get under a vehicle without the driver leaving the cab. Snatch trucks are not for breakdowns, they’re for repos.
My brain is obviously defective because a quick glance at your comment had me thinking it was about something sexual
Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.
Reminder that Jesus never saw or used a car so no one else needs to
Jesus drove a Honda, though he was shy about it. In John it says that “Jesus never spoke of his own accord.”
Unfortunately I can’t give you an award for this