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Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.
It rhymes so well too
I’m a spinster, I’m so quaint, I do not feel ashamed.
Germany, California
12th century California a was lit
Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯
Wait until you see the rabbits
Hemingway’s cats managed to keep them, look up polydactyl cats. They’re too pampered to churn butter anymore though.
If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.
But it doesn’t want to.
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint,
I like to lick my taint
Whoever labeled this as a cat churning butter never had a cat. We know what they’re doing. Anything makes a good scratching post.
Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.
This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?
That also kinda works but in case you’re serious…
I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I’m A Joker
Sick and tired of depending on humans for your dairy needs?
Some people call me Meowww-reeese!
MEOOOOW-MEOW
keep on churnin’ till the butter comes
