BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAnd if you try to point them in that direction they go the other way.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1588arrow-down13
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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down1·2 months ago> mosquitos seeing open window “Don’t mind if I do.”
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·2 months agoAh, but you can easily get rid of mosquitos by closing the window, running the gas for a while, and lighting a match.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoFunny, that’s the same as my trick for spiders
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agospiders are bros, leave spider bro alone
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months ago get rid of mosquitoes Along with all other lifeforms in the house.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoJust light yourself on fire a little bit at a time, incrementally increasing the amount of fire until you build an immunity. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
minus-squareImpound4017@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThis post has been fact checked by real Dunmeri patriots ✅ TRUE
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoOh shoot! Yeah! Wait! I forgot to mention you want throw the match into your house from outside. Then hit the ground immediately. You don’t want to look like some idiot getting killed by your own lounge room debris. Should be sweet as after that 👌 No, wait! Get your cat too! Before the match toss step. Okay. You should be good now.
> mosquitos seeing open window
“Don’t mind if I do.”
Ah, but you can easily get rid of mosquitos by closing the window, running the gas for a while, and lighting a match.
Funny, that’s the same as my trick for spiders
spiders are bros, leave spider bro alone
Along with all other lifeforms in the house.
Just light yourself on fire a little bit at a time, incrementally increasing the amount of fire until you build an immunity.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
This post has been fact checked by real Dunmeri patriots
✅ TRUE
Oh shoot! Yeah! Wait!
I forgot to mention you want throw the match into your house from outside. Then hit the ground immediately. You don’t want to look like some idiot getting killed by your own lounge room debris.
Should be sweet as after that 👌
No, wait! Get your cat too!
Before the match toss step.
Okay. You should be good now.