Haha, I never considered that perspective I envy may cats often, but they do freak out at the smallest thing, like one cat is terrified of trash bags, but only when they are empty.
Meanwhile -
I’ve heard that the birds don’t sing songs to us but rather either tempt mates for reproduction or warn other same-sex birds to come too close or else!
With the exception of mockingbirds. Who do it to be jackasses.
I had one in my yard that copied the sound of a tool once, I walked away and then heard it going and of course I’m thinking “how the hell did that turn on?”. Of course I go to check and it’s off and was just a mocking bird. It then proceded to make that noise for the rest of the day.
at least it doesn’t have to pay taxes
Wanna switch lives with a begger?
Being a begger doesn’t make you free of taxes unfortunately So no thanks i’ll take the rabbit
Naw, I just wanna go live in the woods, ya know, like the Libertarians.