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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 29 days ago

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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 29 days ago
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    Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.

    As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.

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      I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.

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          My anus is bleeding!

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            Again.

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      I just absolutely love this comment, especially the dismissive bit at the end. Damn fine nerding my friend.

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        I was having a shitty day and now I feel appreciated. Thank you.

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