Especially in Wisconsin. Our drunk driving laws are some of the most lax in the nation. There’s a saying that the first DUI is free, and it’s only kinda a joke.
Or maybe she’s one of those dimwits who likes to annoy judges by asking them if they are following maritime or common law, and assert that the court doesn’t have jurisdiction over them, and that they’re not travelling, and that nobody was personally harmed…
It’s impressive just how careful judges tend to be with these nutcases, which I suppose is because it’s so far outside the rules of court, that they tend to play too safe and end up vindicating the whole clown show…
A car does not randomly have a DUI device…
No, you go through a whole process to get one. Its as a result of a dui.
Especially in Wisconsin. Our drunk driving laws are some of the most lax in the nation. There’s a saying that the first DUI is free, and it’s only kinda a joke.
Pop over to Michigan and they permanently revoke your license for a second DUI.
can’t have shit in detroit
When you look at consumption rates it makes sense. Wisconsin is a powerhouse of drinking.
I’ll tell the IRS to screw off. I’ll hit a lawyers car for fun. I will not fuck with the tavern league of Wisconsin.
Takes a whole lot of DUIs in Wisconsin. Probably years and years of consistently driving home drunk
Driving drunk is just an expected part of American life in most of the country. If it weren’t, we’d have ways to get around other than by car
Or maybe she’s one of those dimwits who likes to annoy judges by asking them if they are following maritime or common law, and assert that the court doesn’t have jurisdiction over them, and that they’re not travelling, and that nobody was personally harmed…
It’s impressive just how careful judges tend to be with these nutcases, which I suppose is because it’s so far outside the rules of court, that they tend to play too safe and end up vindicating the whole clown show…
Seriously, this isn’t that sweet of a scene
It never pretended to be a sweet scene. It’s basically just saying that wisconsinites are alcoholics.
Why not? Not a single person drove drunk that day
That’s because they didn’t include the part where she lands flat on her ass laughing when she realizes “this isn’t even MY CAR you guys!”
Some friends and I (though sober) once did this to a friend’s car so that they would be confused when their shift ended.
I’m pretty sure they didn’t even notice.