• Pat_Riot@lemmy.todayEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago

    Diving into a giant pile of mashed potatoes and gravy would feel so fucking weird, and incredibly painful if they were still super hot.

    • Sausager@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      6 days ago

      At least I wouldn’t have to worry about drowning because I would eat my way out no matter how deep

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.todayEnglish
        2·
        6 days ago

        See, I don’t know about that. They’d have dome weight to them, and they are quite dense, so there might wouldn’t be any breathable air even if you could eat a space in front of your mouth for a second before it filled in again. This is turning into a real nightmare scenario and it’s making me kind of uncomfortable thinking this hard about it.

    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      6 days ago

      Mashed potatoes have two canonical temperatures: lava and ice cold. Neither of which appeals to me if I’m literally diving in.