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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

We are good up to Leopards. Sorry about the Tiger.

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We are good up to Leopards. Sorry about the Tiger.

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    If you can get a tiger through the door, I don’t think anyone is going to argue with it.

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    deleted by creator

  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Perhaps it’s cumulative. 200lbs worth of cats total.

    • wischi@programming.dev
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      The last line says 2 pets max. So two small Snow Leopards maybe?

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      3 days ago

      That’s a lot of cats.

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Cat Cat

    • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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      3 days ago

      Felis Catus

      • pedz@lemmy.ca
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        2 days ago

        …is your taxonomic nomenclature.

        • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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          1 day ago

          Data you are supposed to be observing the behavior of 21st century humans, not interacting with them. You are in danger of violating the temporary prime directive. We don’t want another Sarjenka incident.

  • PK2@lemmy.world
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    The extra fees may sound unfair, but as long as my baby can scout her own food it all balances out.

  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Do you know if they actually check? My leopard has let himself go a bit and may not be typical.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If I let my Leopard eat the landlord’s face I won’t pay any rent. Sounds good.

    $35 a month pet rent…

    Fuck the capitalistic system, may the landlord’s all die.

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    3 days ago

    Sad Khajiit noises…

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Happy 185LB Khajiit noises!

      • Maiq@piefed.social
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        This one weighs 83.914 kilos though.

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        • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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          It costs 400,000 treats to feed this cat… for 12 seconds.

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    Monthly pet rent?! Is this a pet sitter?

    • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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      they would charge per occupant if it wasn’t for those regressive pro child birthing laws

    • FatVegan@leminal.space
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      I would assume it’s rent and that’s why there is a 2 pet limit. Kind of insane.

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      I don’t think ita unreasonable to do so, but it should not be in addition to the deposit. Should be one or the other.

      Like, over time it’s more likely for damage from pets to build up and can easily get over $250 after a year or two.

      But good luck getting over $250 damage in 2-3 months.

      So I would see it reasonable to charge per month per pet, in the assumption that there will be damages to fix building up over time.

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        deposit is the only acceptable thing here… rent? no way! you don’t pay rent per person in the house. the landlord is losing nothing per month for your pet

        the potential damages come from the additional deposit/bond

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        So a pet should have a deposit or added rent but not a child? Or a second tenant? Is none of this the point of an overall damage deposit

        Slippery fuckin slope.

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    So a small female leopard would be allowed?

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      Two leopards, there’s a two pet limit!

    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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      If you pay the $250 deposit and $35/month pet rent. 👍

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What if my tiger is still a baby? 🤔

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      That’s fine, but once it’s past the limit, do NOT attempt to flush it away. It will be very mad at you for turning it into a wet claw tornado.

  • arrakeen_urbanite@feddit.online
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    2 days ago

    Should have specified Felis catus

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Well, it said “Cat Cat”.

      People should turn the autotranslator down. And stop messing with word capitalization!

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    Seems reasonable

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