• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      He’s a franchise owner

      Which depending on how many stores he has, might actually make him a ceo etc.(usually, franchises are held in a llc or similar to protect assets of the owner from it going tits up or whatever. Usually each store is its own company, though a new location might be pooled together with an established one to feed assets while it becomes established.

      Depending on how much media attention he gets… Chick-fil-A might force him to sell. For reference it takes 10k start up (and whatever else you need for the building and shit,)

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      8 months ago

      Yes, that’s important. I’m sure the victim is happier now that you’ve clarified that bit.

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    8 months ago

    399 miles I could be okay with, but 400??? Intolerable!!!

    Seriously, headlines are weird. Why does the distance matter.

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    it feels like it’s only ever a matter of time before X person or Y group or Z company that’s run by and/or espouses so-called “Christian” views, especially the more vocal and focused on “family” issues will be exposed, somehow, as being involved in some sort of sex abuse scandal or being involved in some sort of sexually-involved hypocrisy. it’s seemingly all these people know…

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      This is fucking brilliant. Wish I had the nerve to climb one of those signs and change the wording to this. LMAO.

      They should also hand out pocket pussies and dildos at their restaurants. They can put them in their children’s meals.

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    If you believe in Christianity you are automatically an awful person with the mind of a little kid. Is it weird knowing how easily you are indoctrinated? Do you also still believe in Santa?

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      If you believe in Christianity you are automatically an awful person with the mind of a little kid.

      You’re quite euphoric, in this moment.