THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!!!
Method C. Sounding rod depth required to hit the prostate.
I know it sounds odd to do this on a tree, but trust me, it works.
Thrust*
Tear off the branch and measure the total length.
It is imperative that the branch not be damaged
It’s just a branch who cares? Mangle that fucker lol
Ok chop down the tree and cut a line perpindicular to the bottom of the branch into the tree. Then measure the branch with watever remains of the tree attached.
Would using a chainsaw count as “chop”?
I mean, chainsaws were invented to cut up the pubic area, so you wouldn’t be far off.
Because it’s oak-wilt season, right?
Unless you’re into that
Half the length plus seven
Woop woop, 7.5cm! A personal best.
it took me way to long to realize y’all talking about penises …
That’s so innocent. Almost like a certain mythical character before opening her eponymous box…
I thought it was optimal street pathways at first, then trees, then got surprised by the amount of genitalia referencing comments then I “realised” thanks to this comment TT
This was my process exactly!
Well, it’s two of us.
I would use 0,5x(A+B) because chicks dig a big branch.
Loggers should be called arbortionists.
You have to push the branch down with one hand, such that it is perpendicular to the trunk. With the other hand place a ruler to measure trunk to tip via method A. This gives the honest expectation of ''usable" length.
I can’t use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.
I measured like this when my first girlfriend asked what my size was. I told her it was 10". Suffice to say, she was definitely not impressed when the pants came off for the first time. 😅
I mean you joke but the actual rule of thumb is measuring from the crotch of the branch.
Depending on what he’s trying to measure. Both methods are correct for their respective sides.
This can be easily calculated by the formula [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip^2
This is the way. You have to account for the yaw of the shaft
Personally I start measuring from the middle of my taint 😌
That’s a shoddy way of doing it. There are measurement standards.
Taint to tip is the superior standard
No. BP.
Since the internet began it’s been known that you always measure asshole to tip.
Literally how every guy on Grindr measures…
Ah, my misunderstanding
What if there’s a … um … protuberance on the bottom where the branch meets the trunk? What’s the correct measuring procedure in that case?
It’s critical the cylinder not be harmed
It’s a perfectly normal cylinder size.
You mean like a big burl?
Often times two.
Yeah. What am I supposed to do with these burls?
Wrap all the way around that and down to the tree roots and back around and up to the top branches. To be sure.
