Pah, dudes give better hand jobs anyway 😎
This is objectively transphobe
And I must admit I love that dude.
Dude, you’re supposed to hate yourself, you’re the same gender as yourself, so loving that person is gay!
Uhh no, I’m just jerking a tgirl off and getting jerked by a tgirl.
Not my gf, but eh, still good.
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
Ben Affleck has entered the chat.
And y’know what? He’s absolutely great at them, and I deeply appreciate him.
Wait, we must have the same dude!
He’s had a LOT of practice
This sounds like something a christian fundamentalist would say, to stop the youth from masturbating.
Inverse if you are a girl, everytime you masterbate you’re getting fingered by a girl
me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎
Awfully cisnormative for a Pride post
What if I’m nonbinary, tho?
There’s wood in them their hands!
Inside you are two wolves.
Both of them are gay.
He’s ugly but he’s cheap.
Nah my hand just identifies as a women during it 🫡
Yeah, but he’s sooo good at it.
False
-tto?
Yeah, kind of weird to have an LGBTQ+ pride post forget the T.
Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao
Got 'em.
