those three dots aren’t me trying to think of what to write those three dots are me starting to reply and then having a panic attack cause girl pretty

Me, casually interacting without any actual romantic interest whatsoever: *Flirt Level: Legend*

My wife, who I adore: “Flirt with me!”

Me: “You are pretty and stuff.”

It’s so difficult to flirt when all I’m thinking is “I love you more than life itself.”