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Enough calories to feed you for the rest of your life.
If I’m not supposed to eat the yellow, why did they call it cake? Yellow death might have discouraged me, but now I have an entire life of yellow cake propaganda that forces me to eat it.
I mean technically if you can initiate a fission reaction that’s true for any food, doesn’t have to be uranium.
Or if you choke to death.
Fusion reaction in my stomach
My doctor when he sees a uranium fuel rod in my stomach after hearing about stolen uranium:
Holy crap, that would be dense.
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