I’d be more be glad it’s not Shadowrun, which has the chunky salsa rule with grenades in enclosed spaces.

You are sentence to clean trash off the sides of highways and beaches.

I would love to see the looks on the faces of the Chinese laborers making this stupid thing.

My mother really wanted to have parakeets, so she got them and had to put the cage up there, where the cat couldn’t get to, after the cat literally draped itself over the top of the bird cage lol

What you don’t have a screwdriver?

Boiled bologna sticks.

No, still looks skinny AF. Have you tried eating more junk food?

Quark cheese had been known to spontaneously pop in and out of existence with its anti-quark cheese counterpart, at which point the collide and annihilate each other in an intense burst of radiation.

I swear to gawd Ozzy I get that you don’t want to stop but it’s been 3 fucking days.

I want to play FFRK and Everquest Next again.

Caître d’

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

Because God demands skulls.

Hedge fund managers aren’t human, they don’t get to complain.

There’s still the Bohemian Club.

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Decrying political violence is incredibly naive. Violence has been a political tool for thousands of years. It’s not an ideal solution 99.99% of the time, but it does achieve results. I mean hell, the American Revolution was literally political violence.

Spores.

It’s funnier because Orks don’t have a biological sex.