Yes.

Two corn dogs in shower.

I pity a fool that don’t act right.

Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

The mathematics going on in that kitties brain at that moment are more complex than any AI bot - Accidental Intelligence.

The USB port should’ve given away that it wasn’t an ice cream sandwich.

70 is when you each have half thumb in each others ass.

His name is Johnson.

Douchey Meta glasses, maybe?

LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.

Are you the giver or receiver on this position?

This is flirting in my book. Don’t buy me dinner, pop some Twix out from under your sleeve and Hot Damn!

The Devils lettuce will actually cause this.

Jairo-glyfix, dawg.

This tshirt I would buy. Or hooded sweatshirt

I had a poster in ‘86 that I wanted to come alive.

I’d also like to know.

I was born with the Zika so I’m going with yellow. I wanna try on men size fitted caps.

Oh shit. I didn’t realize that is wasn’t composting until I read your comment.

Hasn’t this practice been banned by the Geneva Convention?