A Gebra named Al, I think. I remember reading that in class in like eighth grade.

Is she…staring directly at the X-ray itself?

Like, I don’t pretend to understand how X-rays work. I know they emit a wavelength of light that goes through soft tissue like nothing.

And I know normally, nowadays (or at least before digital came around), there would be a piece of x-ray sensitive film on one side of the object, and a bulb that shone x-ray onto it, which would then be developed (i think in a process sort of similar to polaroid but I could be mistaken again).

The dentists panoramic X-ray that swung around your head like something out of a sci-fi VR movie was the coolest, imo.

But…it looks like she’s looking directly at his foot through a special lens? Does it just put some sort of filter between her and the X-ray that makes it look like a really bright flashlight through the fleshy bits between your fingers?

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

Whose your friend who likes to play?

Realizing now that there are probably people here who were Riley’s age (11) when that movie came out (2015)…

“Dick Bong” sounds like a nickname you’d give someone you caught trying to turn a bong into a fleshlight. Or vice-versa…

Yeah but as long as you download CSAM you’re on this governments “nice” list. Use that to throw them off your scent.

Oh they like cheese pizza? Must be a god-fearing republican like us. Move along.

I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.

Is the dream of the 90s still alive in Portland?

Windows is just a hostile OS now. The only explanation for its dominance now is mass Stockholm syndrome.

Googles Passkey is one of the easiest things to use in the world.

I really wish there was an opensource Social Auth option that was, ya know, actually used. I hate logging into my Google account, but likely for different reasons than op is stating.

He’s not like Heath Ledger’s Joker. Not even Jack Nicholson’s Joker.

He’s more like…Jim Carey’s Riddler.

Because that is MAD. Literally. Economic mutually-assured destruction.

Who had “WW3 being started over a bounced check”?

Lol nobody Rs TFM anymore. I’m in the middle of having ChatGPT teach me terraform lol.

Me, every time I see Fabuloso.

Hello, Clarice.

Actually saying it out loud it kinda sounds like a BFE, Minnesota accent. Or maybe more Canadian. However my idea of Minnesota accent is based on the mom from Bobby’s World and Uncle Joey’s beaver.

I’m realizing again a few minutes later that 00s+ kids may not get either of those references. And Dave Coullier is Canadian and I think his beaver is too.

Edit again, I realize that the 00s+ kids that don’t get the references would probably be more confused by me referencing two mens beavers.

Dave Coullier (sp?) was the actor who played the character Uncle Joey (Gladstone) in Full House, where he pretended to be the uncle to three little girls and lived in their house, with their dad Bob Sagat (of “the aristocrats” and “Rolling with Sagat”), after the mom died of mysterious circumstances. As the girls got older Uncle Joey started making videos where he stuck his hand into a beaver and used it as a puppet. Part of this gag usually revolved around various jokes about “wood”. Eventually this got him to become a bit of a local celebrity, in the morning news and as a radio host.

Partly related fact, Alanis Morissette’s album (and now Broadway Musical), Jagged Little Pill, was inspired by a bad breakup with Dave Coullier

American here, and they rhyme. LEE-ver and NEE-ver.

Better Nate than lever.

– https://natethesnake.com/

I’m gonna wear my grandfather’s old ghost costume. It’s really high quality linen. My drycleaner was speechless, like he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Like he’d seen a ghost. He even told me he couldn’t clean it and to take it somewhere else. It’s that high quality. That’s the type of “wow” I hope to get.

If she is not 64 then she is 32.

If she is not 32 then she is 16.

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