This is what makes me laugh so much. I had an argument a few years ago with a guy who shat on low-powered PCs because his gaming rig was 100 times more powerful.

And like dude, this shit isn’t for you. The world doesn’t revolve around your needs.

Instead of a text messager, it hits my steam messager.

I open a browser, steam store opens up.

I click on where to download apps, it opens up steam.

I use my bank, it takes it out of my steam wallet.

I have a button to call Gabe.

Why not also the company that does the IDs?

And hell, also the porn site?

Its all a big money making scheme. Security theater bullshit.

Bro it’s just a game relax

But this one really stings.

“Half baked skills and items for the existing classes have never been fixed, tooltips LITERALLY LIE TO YOU in some cases”,

Text is the easiest thing to fix in a game. And that just reeks of shotty work, especially in a MMO.

I like that Hegseth, a known drunk who invited a reporter into a secret military chat, is unable to understand how mirrors work.

You’re right! If it was today, they’d call it Woke Media.

I can’t remember what pissed me off but fuck Petsmart.

I switched to Chewy and local pet shops.

2016 - when I went to a Redditor event at a tech company, and the next day, got a email begging people to chip in money to pay for a bunch of shit that was broken/stolen.

The redditor events I’ve been to have always been at public places because redditors ya know? But to host it at a tech company and not expect the worse out of people?

Timeless classics.

I finally listened to Gangnam style.

Fuck that shit slaps.

I was singing it in my head for like two months, unable to share with others how amazing it is.

I left it last year for tutamail.

Its not fancy. But why the hell do I want fancy email?

Countries where salaries are low and English is high.

I mean, imagine paying a poor person $50 to yell at Wells Fargo for a week. That’s pretty much this.

America did that for COVID, which is why we had such low numbers.

Oh and all those COVID deaths? Natural causes.

We need more of this.

Not data hidden in some file.

As a bidet owner, that’s not fully true. I use significantly less toilet paper, but not zero.

Sometimes the dyer doesnt hit everything. Or I have to wipe the seat.

Sometimes I like to find top headlines from other countries.

Like damn, your country’s biggest news today is that you’re replacing outdated lights with eco-friendly alternatives?

Must be nice.

That’s incredible. There’s so many multiplayer games that don’t work on Steam Deck because of their garbage DRM.

This is awesome! I appreciate the list!