There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

A subscription fee to not do anything, what a bunch of criminals. What a fucked up country we live in now :(

“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

For me it’s the Warty Ausinp+ on my heart, terrible thing to have :(

Last summer I told someone I wanted to talk to them ‘face-to-face’ and he asked me if that was an app :(

Nowhere is safe from kitty!!