Get rekt, @phtheven@lemmy.world!

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez

C’mon @MisterNeon@lemmy.world , quit being a pussy and bottling up everything inside.
@anon6789@lemmy.world is offering you an ear. Gather your guts and talk your sadness out of your body. Sadness hates it when you talk about it with others. #SharingSadnessSaddensSadness

Kids 2dy dnt knw hw gud de hv.

That’s exactly what Buddha said.

This mf once walked away so far away from life he ended up getting a bird’s eye view of what life really is.
Now dude’s giving everyone the Buddha 26.2 public beta patch update.

I’m so hot for you right now.

YOU finally got adopted by your kitten.
Don’t forget your place.

Hi New!
I’m gay!

Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.

Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson

Petrichor is available as perfumes. Spray it where you fancy and bob’s your uncle.
For your mango kink, go test Wanted By Night By Azzaro. To me, it smells like mango leaves/mango seed, ymmv.

So you are a butt guy.
Nice!!!

No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valves-reported-profit-per-head-from-steam-commissions-is-out-there-and-at-usd3-5-million-per-employee-it-makes-apple-and-facebook-look-like-a-lemonade-stand/

Ha ha
You stupid dildo!

Bbbbbuu…bbbuuuttttttt

TYLENOL!

I wanna see!
I wanna see!
I wanna see!