Unless you’re specifically asked for your genetics for whatever reason, just let people adopt the kids that already exist.

A sandwich tastes better when you make it in your mouth.

I’m too poor to have any kind of financial stability! Fuck me, right?

Congrats to all the cunts investing in a Nazi. Pieces of shit.

ICU81MI

Is this hung in “your” alcove?

Look up the environmental ravages of the wine industry. You’re all fucking the planet for rotten juice.

He should stick with that. It’s catchy.

Fuck McSnitchs’.

New girl, nick and jess, Schmidt and CeeCee. People hook up in that show.

This is silly. I dig it.

Much like dude, cunt is pretty gender neutral to me. I tend to save it for the most repugnant folks though. Otherwise it loses its sparkle.

Then it becomes Schrödinger’s billionaire.

Those whiskers! Couple of cuties there.