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Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.
To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.
Nah, you don’t understand.
Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.
The treat isn’t a request.
It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.
Spoken like a true cat servant
Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree
If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.
Clearly the “cat” is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.
we call those kobolds
