Apologies for the shitposting.

Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender

EDIT: My god, they kind of predicted NFTs with this one as well. A literal throw away line of being able to redeem usage points for a ‘digital poster for my digital poster wallet.’

Having AI to analyze your turds 300$ and 96$/y

Saying “hell naw I shouldn’t have had all that taco bell and beer this weekend” Free

We’re going to need a new word for when all this data on your poo leaks.

It’s Dr Toilet! Finally!

So, the Internet of Shit is not just a euphemism now. Great…