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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·4 months agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 months agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 months agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoPost-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 months agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-24 months agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
Matrix did it!
Good thing I never sleep.
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???