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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58·8 days agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·8 days agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 days agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoPost-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 days agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-28 days agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·8 days agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
Matrix did it!
Good thing I never sleep.
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???