…with thunderous applause.
His looks don’t bother me. His ties to Peter Thiel terrify me. Y’all are focusing on the wrong shit man.
And his lack of any sort of moral compass beyond “money”
Yeah holy shit, I listened to an interview with him with a legitimate news outlet and he seemed shockingly reasonable. Then i watched some clips of what he said at republican events and it was the usual awful shit.
Dude conforms to whatever is expected of him. No standards, no values, no morals. He’s terrible.
It is even more terrifying to think he is next in line to be president and Trump appears to be not long for this world.
Not long for this world? Care to elaborate?
He is an old, overweight man who eats too many hamberders to last forever.
Plus he regularly abuses stimulants and appears to be in the middle stages of Alzheimer’s: even if he lives another 10 years I doubt he’ll be in office long before he gets sectional 5’d by Vance.
I’ve read enough of Vance to be terrified of him. Apparently a lot of Vance’s stuff comes from Curtis Yarvin, they certainly sound the same. But Yarvin has no reason to muzzle himself at all and it’s just the weirdest shit ever.
Yes. He’s a fucking monster.
Who gives a shit what he looks like. Focus on the real problems instead of being childish like the conservatives.
Definitely. Gonna be absolutely insufferable for the next 4 years. Gonna get me some trump pointing “I did that” stickers to put on gas pumps. Gonna whinge and piss and moan about egg prices and bread prices. Gonna make infantile memes and post them everywhere.
I’m tired of being smart and well informed. I return to Monke.
I’m tired of being smart and well informed.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while actually.
From an outsider’s perspective, it seems to me that the US got here by not being equally as petty. Lie, cheat, defame, appeal to tribalism, argue in bad faith. Populism is the meta and democrats need to get with it, cuz the whole world is on the line.
Wrong energy. Both.
Nazis want to be darth vader. Calling their actions appalling makes them feel like that. Calling them the little baby bitches that they are, and pointing out that fuming and threatening violence in response is exactly what a little baby bitch would do, destroys their cardboard badass theater.
Hell, even Anakin Skywalker–literally Darth Vader–was a whiny little bitch in the prequels! That’s who they are, and people who mention it help everybody see what they’re really dealing with.
Look at the man behind the curtain, folks.
I agree, but that’s not how conservatives work, we’re all fucked, and this is fucking hilarious. We need that humor until we can’t share it anymore without our hands being cut off
This is conservative facebook tier
Sounds like an effective way to win elections. Where are my memes?
does the oval office have a couch in it?
I’m pretty sure it has at least two.
Two couches at the same time?
Any death metal fans able to explain why I’m making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?
No, and we think you might want to talk to a therapist about it
Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.
I’m sure he has lots more candy in the back of his van
Do couches eat candy?
Try lifting the pillows.
Could be President if the hamberder filled heart muscle fails
Don’t remind me
Is that the guy from the Washington post?
Poor guy probably got on board with this joke because he thought Vance would be out of the news after Nov. 5th
What’s he gunna do with Cheney’s bunker under 1 Observatory?
He can spy on everyone’s couches at once!
Porygon is like the worst pokemon
How dare you.
All pokemon deserve rights
I’ts Pikachu!!
mr. mime exists tho
This is sadly the best photo I’ve seen of him.
You the bess