Good soldiers follow orders
right away sir
Each their own or is there some partnership thingy going on? Or weekly rotations?
Or is it one big mandatory circular anus-washing meeting ‘to get to know each other’?
It’s actually Anus Jerry with the butt brush giving you a once over before you leave the restroom
Turns out anus Jerry has been forgetting to wash the communal butt rag
🎵 Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. 🎶
🎵 Getting to like you, getting to clean out that butt! 🎶i can’t imagine the last one lmao
Do that before you go to work, or you’ll be required to undergo anus inspection day
So the bathrooms have bidets, right?
Yesnt
I hate wiping, I hate toilet paper
born to shit, forced to wipe
“Bidet?” “Bidet to YOU sir!”
I have an intelligence of six I know what I’m doing
When you’re happy and you know it,
Don’t wash away the shit from the post!
Just did
I’m going to upvote and temporarily approve this post.
