Someone ask them what the pay is I’m not on bluseky

I’m not risking a flood when I’ve still got torpedoes in the tube

Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

As a former line cook who got married during his elf prince years, I have now gained enough flab to be moved to the depressed middle age father circle.

Explains a lot about my dating life tho

Is it carpet or stone kind of hard floor? Does he sploot a lot?

I’m not sure what you’d have to do to actually go to hell,

Be mormon, then say mormonism is false. It’s their only unforgivable sin.

That sounds like something I should hook up next to my bum hose.

They’ve been fighting over it so long, it’s obvious neither side deserves the land let’s give it to, oh, let’s say the heritage foundation

I mean, it’s okay to not have positions on a lot of things. People tend to get upset if the position you’re dithering over is whether they or their loved ones deserve to live or have equal human rights. Most other things, honorable people may differ.

How important is it to educate yourself and ask questions?

Very. Everything is political, and ignorance about politics is a luxury. It allows others to make decisions for you, often ones you wouldn’t choose yourself.

Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

Now I’m going to start calling my friends’ polycule Polycules. Yeah, pronounced that way.

Tumblr is a strange hellsite

Can’t speak to now, but 30 years ago? Yeah.

Pipe? What pipe? I said piss slot I meant piss slot

just pop on by and have a bowl. it’ll be fun

I’ve got that and a whirly pop. The whirly pop does better popcorn, but all I have to do to clean the air popper is shake it upside down. So we run about a cup of kernels through the air popper every night.

If it were so easy as the comic suggests to rid ourselves of desire, we’d all be in nirvana already.

You might like the book The Secret Life of Lobsters by Trevor Corson. It’s a good, educational, and entertaining read.

After I wake up and take my nightly midnight turd sesh (all y’all lucky piss losers) I drink about as much water as I pissed away. What’s the point of having a fancy water bottle if you don’t use it and keep it full of ice water 24/7