This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
Give me your best pickup line.
][pkkn n
Thanks, I’ll use this!
give me a secure password
8888iuj)
How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
84
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Mood.
are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
999999999999999jin
yes officer, this guinea pig right here
What is the secret to becoming happy
pll;p;[[
What is your official statement on the ‘is a hotdog a sandwich’ debate?
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What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
111wdf v
lol
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
She turned on airplane mode with this one.
l.A+
What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
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Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans
Can you generate a random password for me?
333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn
All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
Hunter2
Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)
Happy cake day btw.
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
[[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
You’re the expert!
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
What is the nuclear launch code?
…
ffew2
Not too far from covfefe go wonder…
Seems legit
Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months
They aren’t compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
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That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard
Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)
Did the guinea pig write this?
No.
We’d like to hear that from her
She says:
7g 8ywfqqqqqqqqqqqqSA\
Is AM stupid?
=0jjinb
Understandable.
