my first drunk experience was at 14. found some alcohol in the fridge/on the counter (don’t remember which), the places my dad usually leaves his alc. poured myself some when he was in the other room and drank it in front of my friend on facetime.
didn’t quite vomit but nearly did. he told me i was entertaining but also really weird (kept talking about communism and communist china?)
i also remember saying “i love you” to him but he fortunately hung up right before i said that.
Over 40, been a beer lover for 20 years. Haven’t been drunk yet, no plans to. I love beer, but I hate the idea of a hangover. 1 cup of water for every drink, and it hasn’t failed me yet.