The earth’s surface is about 70% water. The vast majority of that water is not carbonated, therefore the earth is flat.

There is a lot of mockery in this thread.

But I have to flip the question back to you.

The consensus is that the earth is round and rotates at 15° per hour.
This has been even been proven by experiments conducted by various flate earth societies (see Behind The Curve documentary on netflix).
In addition, all the ISS Space Walks and rocket launch live streams that show curvature beyond the typical “lens distortion” arguments.
And the video footage dating back 50 years of the earth, looking very globe-like (no government is efficient enough to hide such a broad conspiracy for such a long time, without ANY leaks).

So, why do YOU think the earth is flat?

N/A. All the “arguments” are stupid as fuck.

My first BF once said to me “you are proof the Earth is flat.”

“How so?”

“You are the world to me, and you are–”

“Nope, nope, forget I asked.”