what else can you innovate to differentiate your microwave from every other microwave on the market?
My ideal microwave:
800W, always full power
A dial to set the time/make it go
Pull door to open, not pushy-button-open-nonsense
I have never needed to use power variation, defrost settings, popcorn button, or any of the other junk.
Innovate through simplicity. Less features means less to go wrong, and cost savings that can be put into either making it cheap or improving component quality.
I discovered the existence of those on online forums, it literally blew my mind. Manufacturers engineering microphones in microwaves because US people can’t be arsed to stay for two fucking minutes next to the oven. Fucking unbelievable.
Mine is definitely just a preset time estimated for what a bag of popcorn should require. It sets a timed countdown that looks and works exactly the same as if I had simply entered that time.
I briefly rented an apartment with a microwave that was also a toast oven. Grandet, it had a dumb, slow, digital screen to control. But it was really nice inside. There was no turn table but still heated everything evenly, and due to its size, it was much more efficient that a normal oven at baking. The door also opened forward like an oven.
That is to say, I agree with you thst I want a dumb dial, but there are some nice features out there that I wouldn’t mind having.
Pretty much agree, would probably prefer 700w myself. Get rid of the damn clock too. There are commercial grade ovens like this. The consumer ones are packed full of total crap (looking at you motorized rotational platter). I’ve always wondered why a couple of infrared thermometers to allow for a closed loop heat cycle hasn’t been done though. I think I’d like that if it worked halfway decently even if just for soup/liquid (more homogeneous).
My ideal microwave:
I have never needed to use power variation, defrost settings, popcorn button, or any of the other junk.
Innovate through simplicity. Less features means less to go wrong, and cost savings that can be put into either making it cheap or improving component quality.
Could I tempt you with:
While I feel strongly about the subject, I’m not yet ready to turn it into a masochistic kink.
I’ll let you know if I do though ❤
Does it also need to connect to my wifi and won’t operate unless it can dial home?
Yes, but only on 2.4Ghz (despite that being the frequency the magnetron operates at, so it interferes with itself) and only with WEP encryption.
Also, a single fucking ding when it’s done. I don’t need it to beep five fucking times goddamnit I HEARD YOU
Ours screams on completion. Even when you stop/open the door, it will ‘sing’ the whole song…
For a dial, Ding is assumed :)
I discovered the existence of those on online forums, it literally blew my mind. Manufacturers engineering microphones in microwaves because US people can’t be arsed to stay for two fucking minutes next to the oven. Fucking unbelievable.
Wait, is that what the popcorn button does? I always thought it just was a preset for a time that would work decently for most standard brands.
Mine is definitely just a preset time estimated for what a bag of popcorn should require. It sets a timed countdown that looks and works exactly the same as if I had simply entered that time.
I briefly rented an apartment with a microwave that was also a toast oven. Grandet, it had a dumb, slow, digital screen to control. But it was really nice inside. There was no turn table but still heated everything evenly, and due to its size, it was much more efficient that a normal oven at baking. The door also opened forward like an oven.
That is to say, I agree with you thst I want a dumb dial, but there are some nice features out there that I wouldn’t mind having.
Hold up. Most of what you described was just a toaster oven. You’re saying it used microwaves but could also toast? I need to see this magic machine.
Yup. I’ve never seen it before. A toast oven that is also a microwave. But instead of a dial to select the mode, you have to go through a touch menu 🤮
Pretty much agree, would probably prefer 700w myself. Get rid of the damn clock too. There are commercial grade ovens like this. The consumer ones are packed full of total crap (looking at you motorized rotational platter). I’ve always wondered why a couple of infrared thermometers to allow for a closed loop heat cycle hasn’t been done though. I think I’d like that if it worked halfway decently even if just for soup/liquid (more homogeneous).
Turntable is fine, never had trouble with ours.
It’s handy if you can place what you’re heating offset from the centre. Moves around more in the unit and prevents hotspots/coldspots.
All i care about is that it’s stupid. After that, 1000W and a +30s button.
My current microwave has a dial with 5deg rotation per minute. So hitting 30s often just turns it off. Was super cheap though so 🤷
Must be a proper chunky dial that actually controls the circuit then.
I like that, but would also accept ‘cook by wire’ where the dial sets a time digitally. Cost would go up though…
Yeah it’s a mechanical switch
Honestly if the only control on the thing was the door switch and a +30s button I’d be soo happy LMAO
How nice it is to find your people hahaha.
I swear if I had more time I would Kickstarter this.