I say like and do you know what I mean constantly. Also “I’ve got it”
“That’s fucky.”
For when I hate or don’t trust something.
Thanks Lenny from Lemmy!
“That’s fair.”
“Oop, sorry”
Can apply for a variety of situations such as someone accidentally bumping into me, me accidentally bumping into them, or making a little mistake on something. Sometimes I’ll even instinctively say it to inanimate objects that I knock over!
Hi canadian poster!
“Bro.” Started saying it ironically and accidentally rewired my brain.
“Upright and conscious” is my goto response to casual questions. I also preference almost every sentence with some modulation of “Yeah”, meaning everything from “Yeah, I agree wholeheartedly” to “Yeah, bro you sure you wanna do this?” to “yeahh so the cops are here and I told you so”"
“Alive and vertical” is my variation on that first one there. Sometimes I use “very low baseline” as an afterthought, because some folks seem confused by it.
I also say “I know English wasn’t my first language, but I could have sworn this made sense. Maybe we’re speaking different English.” I speak English just fine, without any trace of accent (beyond Chicago), but that makes people take a step back and pay attention to what I said or wrote.
It’s a service I provide free of charge.
I like to say ‘lick dick in the shade’ for some reason
Just remembered a few more:
When someone asks “how’s it going,” I’ll either respond “it goes” or “relentlessly,” depending on how relentlessly it goes.
In response to a question in a field in which I have little expertise, I shall respond with “I’m not a botanist.”
When multiple small things go wrong in quick succession, I may quip “Mondays, right?” only if the day is not Monday.
My response to “how are you?” Translates to “preferably well”
I tend to reply that I’m going “reasonable” mostly copying a dead friend who used to say it when asked. He died in his 90s of natural causes but was a really interesting fella. Homosexual, Jewish, Holocaust survivor, antiquities dealer.
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.
Fuck? Kinda my favourite.
Haha me too fucking love it
Keep on truckin
“Santa polenta!”
= saint cornmeal mush
When something annoying or bad happens.
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Thanks, sorry!
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Right on!
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Eeeeeee! Is pretty great for when I need to let people know I need them to make room for me but I’m too frazzled to speak properly.
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Words are hard, I’ll go again any time I speak gibberish instead of English
I am also forever yelling corner! I yell corner at the grocery store. I say corner when I am alone in my apartment. Yesterday I called out door! as I was opening the front door of my workplace into the empty parking lot.
Fam, you are invited to my next party.
Those ones are delightful!! I approve
So are you professionally cute, or are you just cute for fun?
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“First of all…”
I said it so many times while drunk once that my brother made a song mocking me. That was a wild night.
Haha that’s a new one!
I’m glad you made me think to look up the video. Now I know I’ve been saying this for 11 years, in front of many coworkers and other acquaintances, without any explanation.
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