From: Dad
Subject: FW FW fw fw FW fw fw SO TRUE!!!.
I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.
Just take a shot and don’t worry about it
I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.
I believe you misunderstood. It’s likely that this is the kind of bar to which they were referring:
What? Clearly they meant a pull up bar so they can keep working on their mobility and back strength in the shower.
I would unironically like a pull-up bar in my shower if I had the ceiling height for it. Dangerous? Sure. But where would we be as a society if we let risk aversion take control?
Poor choice of alcohol. I’d rather slip, fall and break my back than having to drink Jack Daniel’s.
Like anyone can afford to talk to a doctor any more.
