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DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My favorite jokes

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My favorite jokes

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DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.

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      Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”

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        🏆

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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      I’m pretty booked up, but I’ll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.

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      Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you’d have a Schopenhauer

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