God: There’s ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?
You: in a line paying my meal.
Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao
(wikipedia link)
After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.
I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
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This is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.
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Absolutely brilliant that I didn’t even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about
Thank you for the link! I couldn’t remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately
It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.
if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis
The meal was fire*
It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong
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The dog picture was my concern
Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.
AI generated slop🤮
California?
Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.
