You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Excellent question and one frankly I’ve been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
Lol
Moaning of a hentai girl
Car tires screeching to a stop
Cats fighting
Lol
The transformer transforming sound
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
A running steam engine
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm… BweAUUUUMMM