Does anyone know who the original creator is?

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
      18·
      4 months ago

      Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
      2·
      4 months ago

      Assuming you’re a mortal, you shouldn’t have to worry about it in your lifetime. However, if you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment. CAUTION! You should never use regular soap and water, especially anything marketed as sacred or holy water, as this can agitate the skin. Instead, you can find chicken blood in the meat department, or sometimes it is labeled as fishing bait. This is an all-natural alternative. Don’t be afraid to experiment by making your own—there’s nothing quite like organic, homemade products, and you can use higher-quality ingredients than what you find in stores, such as sheep’s blood or the blood of your firstborn. Your immortal soul will thank you for it—oops, silly you, you already sold that.

  • multifariace@lemmy.world
    53·
    4 months ago

    How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.

    edit: You’d have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn’t seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it’s not possible is all I’m saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.

    • RandomVideos@programming.dev
      41·
      4 months ago

      AI helped me calculate

      there is a problem there

      Even ignoring that, the person in the comic knows magic. Do you not think there is a pet 1.7 million goats spell?