One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
One quote that always stuck with me is, “shit in a bag feels like play-doh.”
To this day, I pray to a God that may not answer, that my ex was joking.
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
One quote that always stuck with me is, “shit in a bag feels like play-doh.”
To this day, I pray to a God that may not answer, that my ex was joking.
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
Warm play-doh unfortunately
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.
“All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”