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    5 months ago

    Police in The Netherlands: “We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good.”

    Police in America: “The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don’t you respect us?”