Willy Wonka level personal hoard like the banana vault in Donkey Kong
My ADHD meds so I don’t have to go without it for a month every couple of years due to shortages.
If you ever have a few days to burn, throw your bottle behind the fridge or some other physically difficult to access place, haha. Worked for me but ymmv. If you’re lucky, you’ll forget you even have it thanks to the induced object impermanence 🙃
Can you ask your Dr to slightly increase the dose and just retain the extra units for this purpose?
I already build up a small backlog by forgetting it on weekends which tends to smooth things out when there are brief shortages. Already on the highest dose as well.
Unfortunately, every couple of years it is difficult to fill for nearly two months and there just aren’t enough leftovers to cover the gap.
Do think about seeing if you can get yourself on (not necessarily prescribed at) a lower dose, get your partner if you have one to put it in your drink and ask them not to tell you if they shorted you so you can see if its possible to function on a lower dose
I already went through the process of determining the proper dose, thanks.
Some kind of insanely expensive medicine which saves lives so I can give it away. It’d be very rewarding and I don’t need anything else anyway.
boo! spend your magic wish on ruining your life not saving others
the wizard of ozempic has a nice ring to it.
Fuck you’d be so rich. Sell it to Americans at $499/mo
Yeah I was hearing that semaglutide (or whatever the actual drug name is) was responsible for some large % of Denmark’s GDP the past few years since a pharma company there owns the patent.
income-based selling, here we go~!
movie stars can pay their share and do charity work in the process.
Cocaine.
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine please.
Does it have to be a single type? I’m not much of a drug consumer. If we’re picking by frequency then I’d pick ibuprofen. If we’re picking by enjoyment, I’ll go for psilocybin. But I’m also an extremely occasional user so, if I could have a vault of mixed drugs I’ll go for a pretty varied list of common medicines/prescriptions, maybe some cosmetic stuff if that counts too, mushrooms and why not pot since we’re at it.
No matter which, I’ll end up sharing most I’m sure. I don’t really feel the need for a vault of drugs just for myself alone.
Serotonin.
Weed. In the form of edibles, sodas, and pre-rolled joints
Whichever is most widely needed and expensive
Atidarsagene autotemcel
Alcohol, I’d open a bar and then I’d have money to buy whatever drugs I want. Probably weed.
Robitussin
Don’t dissasociatives build a perma tolerance quite quickly?
I’ll ask my other self later when I see him
Can’t you just buy this at any regular drug store?
Yes, but they don’t carry enough in one store to be rich in it
touché
Lenalidomide
Speed. I’d be much more productive needing little sleep
Oh! Good idea! That way I could finally medicate my ADHD!
I don’t know, cocaine? probably. I don’t know, I don’t want that much of any.
