Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.
“Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body” that’s what this whiny bitch sounds like.
No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.
Mmm, soapussy …
Irish Wang.
Soap is abrasive. His dick fucked up.
It’s not that it’s abrasive, though some soaps do have abrasives in them for “exfoliation” and that is also bad for the dick. The problem is that it strips all the oils from your skin, and oil is what keeps skin stretchy. You fuck a bar of soap (or use soap as lube, whatever) it’ll strip all the oils off your genitals and then the minute the skin goes to stretch (like if you’re fucking, or masturbating, or get aroused) - RRRRIPPPP, microtears and friction burns everywhere.
You’re using the wrong soap in your shower
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
Genius
I know it’s a joke but if this was a man posting a dildo with the same text he’d get flamed
If it was a bar of soap moulded into a cock though we’d probably be seeing a pretty similar post
Rubbing soap on your dick is safe though.
Sticking soap up your snizz is how you get an infection.
Rubbing soap on any part of your body in a way that simulates sex is not “safe”… Especially if that area is your junk.
Edit: when you make a comment of which you can speak on with authority and then a bunch downvotes come because it offended someone’s hypothetical ideal. You guys are worse than /r/the_donald.
A shower dildo left there to be found? No… that’d be fuckin weird too
Because real men wait until marriage to masturbate
I mean, it just never occured to me to drill a hole in a bar of soap, lotion and Palmela Handerson work just fine.
