Because I would totally fuck myself. That’s why.

Because, going by the time it takes to get there, he’s obviously walking. It’s the greener shipping option!

I’d pay extra for that

As an Indigenous Canadian … I think this is the same delivery guy that my ancestors signed treaties with

Only if I get 6% back in points.

Do it for the narrative

He’ll give the present directly to its intended victim recipient

Generally agreed. But I can see using the longer time if I know I’m not going to be home or something.

He may be able to tell you where to bury your cat.

I’ve got this meeting you can attend. It’ll be fun, I promise.

Ngl @OkButStill is a pretty crazy handle