- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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And if you really want to grind the gears of advertisers, consider Ad Nauseam. It is built atop ublock origin but silently clicks all adds which will send an “omnivorous click-stream” which in turn ensures that “user tracking, targeting and surveillance become futile.”
Sorry but it’s old, dude… now you have to update it adding the steps for ID check, facial recognition and government approval.
Also forgot the email newsletter/X percent off pop-up
You get hit with the Google/Cloudflare captcha because your VPN, privacy extensions, and the fact that you’re using Firefox in general make them think you’re a bot. But actually they’ve already decided you’re definitely a bot and refuse to let you in no matter how many image captchas you solve.
there was this satirical “web browsing simulator 2025” or something like that where you had to do all those things.
but I don’t remember the exact name and can’t find it with a search engine. Maybe someone else knows what I am talking about.Was it Stimulation clicker?
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Life hack Re: #4
One of the first things I enable, along with blocking location, microphone, and camera.
Absolutely!
- You close the video that started autoplaying
- You try to read the content of the site on 20% of your screen because the rest is padding and headers and useless shit
- You try to understand why your laptop fan has started and your battery is draining at 100% cpu on a text and image on website
- You manage to read something on the website before your battery drops by 30%. You try to figure out if it’s AI generated or not
- You’re hit by a paywall
You’re hit by a paywall
You open up archive.ph
There are a lot of community-driven websites, but they’re all out SEOed by profit-driven garbage sites.
I skip the last step
- You also have to wait 30 seconds to a minute for all the useless javascript to load and get in the way of you trying to find what you are looking for.
- Then you’ll have to dodge an AI chatbot and various buttons for AI features trying to trick you into clicking them.
I am so glad that I’m using an adblocker that filters out 90% of the crap. The other 10% of the crap are killed by cookie whitelist and Javascript whitelist.