So a few years ago I got a set of stickers from Jet.com that had funny sayings on them. For example: “Open quickly (might be a puppy)” and “Shake thoroughly. (But seriously, don’t shake)”. I couldn’t find any online, so I figured maybe I’ll make my own. What are good things I could put on them?

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    7 months ago

    “I hope you asked for disappointment for Christmas”

    “Bad Dragon discrete packaging”

    “For external use only”

    “The wrapping counts as part of the present”

    “It’s the thought that counts right?”

    “Please act excited”