rkcurio@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoThey'd just appear out of nowherelemmy.worldimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down18
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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down5·14 days agoEyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
minus-squareINHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·14 days agoAt least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 days agoThat sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
Eyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
At least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…