• cheloxin@lemmy.ml
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    15 days ago

    Signatures aren’t as important as people think they are. You can sign with literally anything and no one will care. The only time it may come up is if there’s some kind of dispute and then someone asks you “is this your signature” and you say yes. Crisis over.

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      15 days ago

      there’s some kind of dispute and then someone asks you “is this your signature” and you say yes. Crisis over.

      “(…)by signing this document, you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and its subsidiaries may also, if necessary, sew yet another person’s mouth onto your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract.”

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      14 days ago

      I mean it just needs to be unique. Otherwise what’s stopping someone else from pretending to be you (if they got control of some other credentials) or weaseling out of something you did in fact sign for.

      To quote Mr burns “you can’t all sign with an x”.