• pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      4 months ago

      It actually is. A plunger works by pulling the blockage, not pushing it.

      You don’t want to shove whatever is blocking the pipe further in.

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        4 months ago

        Try telling that to my bowels when I eat my third breakfast steak and can’t remember what vegetables look like

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          4 months ago

          You’re still drawing the massive shit out of the pipes so it can further break up.

          Also, I think a poop knife is what’s been missing from your life.

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            You’re too focused on the toilet: a secondary issue. I’m focused on the primary problem, which is cramming a meat knot so forcefully into my bowels that the only solution is to chase it with fiber powder mixed in hot butter.

            Although, you might have a point… You think a butt-plunger might be more efficient? Which side should I use to tackle the problem? I’m guessing sucky end for business and handle for party?

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          It depends. Its pulling whatever the blockage is. Unless youre new shit is so stupendous that it clogged the toilet directly, the plunger is pulling “the old shit” as well.

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      4 months ago

      I don’t think yo’momma so fat she changed the Earth’s tilt either. Never let facts get in the way of a good slap back.