I’m fat and Jewish? I also sometimes wear boots
I’m fat and Jewish? I also sometimes wear boots
Quit thinking that! He’ll hear you!!!
That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better
shit themselves
Glad I frequently have a common answer
Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
We interviewed 10,000 babies and learned jack shit
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
Yes, would you listen to this Jerkface? They speak the truth!
*Confused by the surprisingly modest and polite evil shrubbery. Wondering if another higher shrubbery to create a two-level effect would improve the evilness…*
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
Thanks! It’s truly a proud moment for me
You learned to dance like that sarcastically?
Goddamn ancient Mexicans
You can’t just go around calling things what they are!
Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork
Ytmnd is the closest I ever got
Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?
You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net