What about similar oddities in English?
(This question is inspired by this comic by https://www.exocomics.com/193/ (link found by BunScientist@lemmy.zip)) Edit: it’s to its in the title. Damn autocorrect.

    • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      More like if the French royalty hadn’t conquered England…

      England hasn’t been ruled by the English for centuries bro

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          9 days ago

          When people shit on the English, it’s usually for stuff a small group of French royalty/oligarchs were doing. And they were doing bad shit to the actual English too.

          Like the joke about “robbed the world for spices, used zero”.

          The royalty 100% used all the fancy spices and sold them to their cousins in mainland Europe. But the common Englishman sure as fuck couldn’t afford them.

          The most shit we should be giving the common English, is for not following the common French’s example

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        On the other hand, you seldom have the issue of having no clue how something is pronounced because you’ve only ever seen it written. So it balances out.